March 28th 7:12pm – Case # 2377845 – Suspect was a rich and bratty celebrity heir who claimed their father would make LP officer sorry. Upon being found guilty, instead of having this get to suspects affluent parents suspect decided to comply with LP officers instructions. Lets just say suspect recieved a mouthful. Evidence logged […]
Hi stepdad! Can I perform CPR on you for my paramedic exam? It will be quick. 1, 2, wait… Are you hard right now? Do you not have any self control?